never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
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This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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