why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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50% drunk capacity currently
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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