Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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