i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
im having a threesome with these popsicles
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
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