doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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