tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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