wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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