No stitches, just platelets and will power
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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