took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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