I am puke
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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