i already hear my dad disowning me
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
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IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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