Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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