he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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