I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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