Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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