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The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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