I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
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