Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
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He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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