Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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