I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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