these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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