hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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