The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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