Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
It was confusing and full of hummus
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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