So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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