I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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