Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
420 ftw
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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