he shaved USA in his pubs
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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