We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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