my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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