im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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