Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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