Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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