a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Randomize
