your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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