I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
And then he peed in my hair
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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