he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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