He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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