he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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