i was rollin on her like bob the builder
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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