thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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