Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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