was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
they're like a gay fantastic four
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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