Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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