That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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