I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
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