My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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