i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He did a backflip because drugs
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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