Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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