You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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