Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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