i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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