Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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