he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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