their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.